'The Fourth Kind' (PG-13) (out of four)The marketing folks behind the low-budget hit "The Blair Witch Project" did a masterful job in hyping the idea that the scary "documentary" footage seen in the film was real. Of course it was all staged, but it took weeks for that fact to finally sink in.Now, Universal Pictures is trying the same tactic with the much higher budgeted horror movie, "The Fourth Kind." Unfortunately, the film fails on so many levels that the purported "actual" video footage and audio featured prominently throughout the movie quickly loses any kind of effect.Milla Jovovich ("Resident Evil") plays Alaskan psychologist Dr. Abigail Tyler who, as the actress tells the camera, is a real person. Of course she is: We keep seeing "actual" videotapes of her in television interviews and in sessions with patients.However, the good doctor is having a run of bad luck, as her husband was brutally murdered while lying in bed next to his wife. She tries to get over his death but is having trouble doing so. She's not getting any help from her annoying son, who sarcastically asks his grieving mom, "Can you accept it?"The movie momentarily flickers to life when she discovers that multiple patients are having the same experience during the night -- they all see an owl that stares at them with not-friendly intentions. Some of the patients are put under hypnosis, in scenes that are cross-cut with the "actual videotape" of their sessions. (The filmmakers constantly post the "actual footage" label on-screen, just in case the audience manages to forget every five minutes.)I quickly started having my suspicions that the "real" Dr. Abigail wasn't-so-real because of her monotone delivery of lines that seemed badly written. I really started to wonder with other scenes, like the one in which one of her freaked-out patients is holding his wife at gunpoint inside their home. The "actual" videotape of that event that is supposed to be from a camcorder inside a police car parked in front of the house. But somehow, that camera is able to pick up all the audio of the people inside ... how odd.The doctor begins to suspect that aliens are somehow involved with what her patients are going through. (Although none of them seem able to blurt out the word, "Aliens!" They all mutter things like, "It's the worst you could ever imagine.")Dr. Abigail gets some help from a fellow shrink played by Elias Koteas, but finds a hostile adversary in the local sheriff. (Embarrassingly over-acted by the usually effective Will Patton.) The cop seems to know very little about the law, ordering the doctor arrested on charges lacking any real evidence and then bizarrely prohibiting her from leaving her home. Where's the Alaska ACLU when you need them?The script was written by Olatunde Osunsanmi, who makes his directorial debut after being the assistant to filmmaker Joe Carnahan ("Smokin' Aces"). Taking an ill-advised page from M. Night Shyamalan, Osunsanmi appears in the film as himself, doing the "actual" TV interview with the doctor.At least those cameras worked. Whenever something really interesting is about to happen, the "actual" camcorder video of the event goes all fuzzy and the camera malfunctions. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that those events would have required expensive special effects.The title, "The Fourth Kind," refers to the different levels of encounters with space visitors. The first kind is a sighting, the second is evidence, the third is contact, and the fourth is abduction. The most disappointing thing about "The Fourth Kind" is an unsatisfying ending with no payoff.But that's not the end of it: Rep orters have been digging into the events and people portrayed in this story. One newspaper reported that no medical associations in Alaska have a record of a doctor named Abigail Tyler.Some old articles attributed to her were found on the Internet, but one reporter discovered the Web site they were on had only recently been created. Sounds like a hoax of the "Fifth Kind" -- where the audience's ticket money gets abducted.
"The Twilight Saga: New Moon" stars Jamie Campbell Bower and Edi Gathegi talk with @ The Movies' Tim Lammers about the fan mania surrounding the cast members' recent mall tour.
Full Story ›› Bower, Gathegi Interview
Sitting at a desk all day is a one way ticket to poor fitness. Find out how you can work to stay in shape regardless of your work situation. Full Story ››
"New Moon" star Ashley Greene talks with @ The Movies' Tim Lammers about the growing mania over her character, Alice Cullen, in "The Twilight Saga."
Full Story ››
Actress Kristen Stewart wanted to make the right fashion statement when attending a screening of "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" in Knoxville, Tenn.
Full Story ››
There are teen icons for every generation, and for 15-year-old Chloe Bates and millions of girls around the world, it's Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson of "New Moon," the latest installment in the "Twilight" series.
Full Story ››
Vampires are no doubt hot in popular culture right now, thanks to movies like "The Twilight Saga: New Moon." Take a look at some different fanged flicks throughout movie and television history.
Full Story ››
In a new @ The Movies interview, "Twilight" star Taylor Lautner tells Tim Lammers about the wild ride he's been on since he became involved in the hotly anticipated movie version of the first novel in the smash book series.
Full Story ››
American movie director Tim Burton and Oscar-winning French actress Marion Cotillard were added to France's cultural honor roll in a star-studded Paris ceremony Monday.
Full Story ››
Dust off your looking glass and get ready to focus on author Lewis Caroll's classic story "Alice in Wonderland" through the eyes of visionary filmmaker Tim Burton.
Full Story ››
Review: 'Fourth Kind' Alienates Audience
Faux-Documentary Thriller Misses Mark
Posted: 9:16 am EST November 6,2009
Copyright 2009, Internet Broadcasting. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
The story Review: 'Fourth Kind' Alienates Audience is provided by LifeWhile.