How does the ocean say hello to the sand?

It waves.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

How much does a pirate pay for his corn on the cob?

A buccaneer

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they have honeycombs

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

Why would Snow White make a great judge?

Because she's the fairest in the land.

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Launch meat.

Why didn't the lobster share his toys?

He was too shellfish.